Horny Christmas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
From dirty toys we are sore
But the prettiest sight to see, is the whore that will be
On your own front door

Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a Horny Christmas
I wanna wish you a Horny Christmas from the bottom of my butt

Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala

Last Christmas I gave you my butt
And the very next day
You (finally) took the plug away.
This year
To save me from tears
I’ll use something special, special – coconut lube

Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala

Fucking around the Christmas tree
And also on the top
Mistletoe hung is where you can see
Every couple tries to pop
You will get a lustful feeling
When you hear ladies cumming

Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala

The only place you wanna be
Is underneath my Christmas tree
Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe
Yes, everybody knows
We will take off our clothes
Yes, if you want us to we will
You, oh, oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious
Oh, oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious

Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need – a good fuck
I don’t care about the presents – sure she does
Underneath the Christmas tree
I will wear my stockings
And lie next to the fireplace
Santa Claus will make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day – battery operated
I just want you for my own (pussy)
More than you could ever know
Make my fantasy come true
All I want for Christmas is you

Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala

Santa baby, just slip a pair of cuffs under the tree, for me
Been an awful bad girl, Santa baby
So go down on me tonight
Think of all the fun and bliss
Don’t think of all the fellas I have kissed
Next year I could be just as kinky
If you jerk off my Christmas clit

Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let’s falalalalalalala

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas

With every Santa guy I blow
Where his cum does glisten and subs must listen
To hear, hear their master moan
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
With every rope I’m making tight
May your nights be merry and the pussys wide
And may all your Christmases be „white“

I would like to thank Bing Crosby, Eartha Kitt, Lady Gaga and some others for borrowing their Christmas Lyrics

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